By Nora Zelevansky / March 5th, 2010

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Just when you thought The Bachelor's marketing machine couldn't top itself, Nintendo is launching a Bachelor video game.  While playing, according to US Weekly, you can fight to win Jason Mesnick's heart (which is a little messed up BTW, since he just got married).

That's all well and good, but I want to play a game where you can tell him to kindly take his skeevy hands off you in the hot tub or ask him what kind of hotdog he likes.  Right, Jillian?  He likes whatever kind makes him seem like less of a Jew it would seem, at least based on the way they avoided the topic during his season.

I wonder if you have to listen to Mesnick drone on and on about his son Ty and how much he loves exploiting him on national television?  Zzzzzz.  What?  Oh, sorry.  I just fell asleep even THINKING about that snooze fest.

Apparently, you can sabotage other people's dates.  I wonder if you can have sex with a crew member and then deny it like the world is really stupid enough to believe your trashy ass on "The Women Tell All"?

Either way, I'm sure all the bachelorette avatars are there for the right reason: To get famous!  Why else would you let Jason Mesnick touch your boobs?

xo – N.